This is Jimmy Varn and I may not be alive for much longer.
Holy shit.  I can barely think for all the footsteps.  Here in the basement, everything thunders from the streets.  I swear they are walking right above me inside the house.
Shit, here is what happened.  I went out.  I had my three pistols and I was ready to go all Kurt Russel on someone’s ass if they got in my way.  I got down two blocks and started to feel very optimistic.  I got very hopeful for about ten seconds.
That is when I saw the crowd.  No, it was more like a god damn parade.  It was thousands of zombies.  I fucking mean it when I say thousands of zombies.  
God damn.
I ran.  They were heading straight up my street.  Some of them saw me and as a large crowd they all moved.  I could easily out run them but fuck, you do not want to be chased by more things than you can count.
I got to Home Base and moved everything in front of the door.  I grabbed my shit and went into the basement.  I waited and prayed that they weren’t all going to follow me here.
They followed all right.  Lucky for me, I think they were just coming this way. Like one giant herd, they are walking through my street.
I waited an hour, then two and then three hours.  They kept coming.  I mean, how fucking many zombies are there?  Is it all of them?  Did every damn zombie in Atlanta get together and decide to follow a leader?
There are so many, they are spilling out of the street and into the lawns.  They are pushing each other up against the houses.  I can hear them stomping across my porch.  
I waited six hours and they keep coming.  I was too terrified to move for fear of giving myself away.  I sure as fuck am not starting the fireplace.  I turned the generator on because it is in the basement and I am hoping they won’t hear it.  Fuck, even if they do hear it, I want you readers to know what is happening.  
The zombies are like a flock.  I don’t think they are intelligently going in one direction.  I think they are just following the rest of the zombies.  I bet they pick up stragglers as they go and keep getting bigger.
Shit, I don’t know why they do it.  I am not Will Smith in fucking ‘I am Legend’.  I’m a fucking bookseller who is trying to stay alive and reporting what he is seeing.  I am trying to let you people know that when you see a crowd headed your way, run the fuck away.  I have been watching them for hours and they don’t stop.  There might be a million of them.
Oh fuck.  Turning power off.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
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