January 30th

This is Jimmy Varn and I am still alive.

Something crazy happened today. This morning I saw something I didn’t even think was possible. I want to report it in case any scientists are reading this blog. It seems important.

There were two gangs of zombies and they came from opposite directions on the street. They all looked young, like maybe teenagers. One group was Asian, and the other was Black. I hadn’t noticed zombies traveling in racially coordinated groups before, which would have been weird in itself.

I was in the upstairs window with a rifle. I was thinking about taking some target practice to stay sharp. I had one zombie lined up and I was ready to go when he started hauling his dead ass. Most zombies barely move faster than a stumble, but this one was tottering wildly as it tried to move as fast as possible. I stopped looking through the scope and watched them.

The zombie gangs rushed each other. It took like a minute to reach each other but it was lightning fast for zombies. The moans were different. It was more hostile somehow. They came at each other and well, tried to eat each other.

It was fucked up. Zombies were biting chunks out of each other for all the good it would do. Some tried to punch each other but their movements were so still that punching was useless. It was pathetic. I started laughing to be honest. It just seemed so ridiculous.

They fought for like half an hour. I stopped laughing as I watched them. You know, I have no idea why we even have zombies. I don’t know if it is a virus, or some kind of infection or Sweet baby Jesus, it really is the Rapture. All I know is that they eat the living and most of them seem to be quite retarded and stuck in some sort of mental rut. Looking at these zombies though, I have to wonder how much of their old personalities must still be in them.

Christ, imagine being a racist fuck for the rest of your undead eternity?

The Asian gang won. It was a gruesome thing to watch. The zombies didn’t seem to understand they were fighting other zombies. They would try to bite each other but it wasn’t till they did enough structural damage that one would go down.

It could have gone either way. The reason the Asians won is because they scored the first real kill, and then the zombie who won went to help out a buddy. The other gang did the same thing. As one zombie would defeat their enemy, they would go join a friend. That was fucking scary to watch. I couldn’t help imagine what it would be like to have to face these assholes. Teamwork is something I did not want zombies doing.

I finished off the winners. I am sure science might have wanted to study these guys but I sprayed their gang oriented brains across the road. I pumped some rounds into some of the dead zombies too. You can’t be too careful.

After they were all still, I went to check them out. I haven’t really looted the dead before but I was curious. They all had knives, which thank God none of them knew how to use them. One of them had a fucking pistol and I took that too. That is one small favor I guess. Zombies that shoot would be fucking wrong.

I’m staying inside for the rest of the day. I can sort my food and maybe take a sponge bath. There is plenty to do inside Home Base without going outside where zombies roam in gangs. Fuck.

Signing off.