January 24th

Jimmy Varn here and I am still alive.

So are the rain clouds too. The clouds opened up today and just stormed solid for an hour. It was so loud I turned the generator on and warmed up an extra brick. I also warmed an extra can of peas. Two hot meals in one day!

God I am pathetic.

The zombie parade is starting to thin. That is good news at least. Instead of shoulder to shoulder standing room only it is more like a half hearted mob. I can see the road sometimes. There are still too fucking many of them. Instead of a thousand on the street there are only a hundred at any time. More than enough to kill me but man, at least it is starting to thin.

Even with it raining, I can see how much damage they have done to the neighborhood. It is weird, they move mostly right to left down the street but I can see where they decided to invade some of the houses. One house has an entire wall knocked down like a hurricane hit it. I am trying to figure out why I didn’t hear it collapse. I knew the moans were loud but fuck.

They have stomped anything in the yards. Mailboxes are down, trash cans are knocked over and there isn’t a single fence still upright. I saw a lot more broken windows. I guess my paranoia about hiding in the basement wasn’t a bad idea. I have no idea what set them off, but something encourages zombies to break into houses.

You know, it is times like this I really get pissed at Hollywood. There is always some smart scientist explaining everything to audience. Nobody is explaining shit to me now! I wonder if Will smith and Jeff Bloom are hiding in Hollywood, working on a zombie in their homemade laboratories.

Fuck, I don’t understand zombies at all. I just know to leave them the fuck alone. I know to stay away from windows and I know to don’t fucking get their attention. I also know some of them watch television even when the television is not on and some of them try to drive cars that don’t belong to them. Other than that, I don’t know shit.

So no, I am not working on a cure in case you were wondering.

At least the rain is killing that stench of dead people. It is also slowing them down a bit as they stop to look up at the rain. Dumb ass fuckers. I am a little worried that if enough of them stop moving that the parade might break apart and I will have a hundred zombies camping on my front lawn. That would suck and not in a good way.

Hey look, I cracked a sex joke. I am almost human again.

I am down to one precious can of soup. I have been saving it for lunch today. It will be my one meal of the day and I plan to enjoy it. I have to say, if there is one thing about a zombie apocalypse that has been good for me is that I really fucking enjoy food now. I used to eat while reading or watching tv but now when I eat, I don’t do any thing else. I eat and that is it. And I am the most grateful person on the planet when I eat my one can of pinto beans.

The other bad thing about rain is that it is too dark to read. Things are getting perverted in ‘Island’ and I want to know what happens next. I feel like me and Rupert is in the same horrible situation, except he has more hot chicks around him.

Oh well, thank goodness for the DS. I guess I will be playing more Puzzle Quest till the sun returns.

The generator sounds bad. I might be going dark soon. If that is the case, I just want people to know I am still here. Please come get me.