February 26th

This is Jimmy Varn and I am still alive.

Things are not so peachy today. The door of the basement that goes outside has a zombie knocking on it. I am not sure, but I bet it is that zombie bitch Annie. It sounds familiar. I am keeping deadly still. Well, I turned the generator on so I could let you know what happened. I don’t want you thinking my great plan went to shit. It would have been great except for this new complication.

Fuck. I am really not ready to die. The knocking started about an hour ago. I am hoping the bitch goes away. I am hoping they don’t close off my one exit.

I thought about going upstairs but I can still hear them walking. Shit, I think they got me this time. All I can hope for is that the outside door zombie gets bored and moves on.

Shit, it seems like I have spent the last week deciding how I want to die. I guess being surrounded by dead people gets you thinking that way. I knew the zombie parade would be exhausting mentally, but I didn’t expect this. I didn’t expect Annie to come back to fuck me over.

I think I want to live now mostly out of spite. Realizing what Annie and Chuck had in mind really pisses me off. Now I want to live just to beat them. I also really would like the chance to shoot Chuck. If he is a zombie, that would be just bonus.

You know, if I peeked out the window, I could see if it is Annie. I could see how many there are. I could gauge my chances and make a run for it. Of course, last time I looked out the window, Annie saw me and started this shit. If she, or some other zombie sees me, I might have the whole parade trying to break down the door.

I think I will just sit here.

Sitting, sitting and sitting. I never knew zombie apocalypses were so stagnant. Left4Dead 3 should be six hours of waiting in a shelter. Ha, maybe it should be a Sims game. Sim Zombies, you just keep your house intact as you slowly go crazy.

If I could find some programmers, I would have a hell of a lot of ideas for that game. Best thing is, you could play it while waiting out a zombie parade.

Man, I wish I had brought one of the board games down.

Logging off.