February 5th

This is Jimmy Varn and I am still alive.

Well that was a weird day yesterday. I drank all of the beer and for some fucked up reason, I slept in the bed upstairs. It was a lot warmer than I expected, but it looks like I piled about ten different blankets on top of me.

And I pooped in the upstairs bathroom. Sigh, I can’t flush it so I’ll have to come up with something.

I don’t know if it was the drinking or just the fact that I laid around on my ass, but my back feels so much better. I think I was just exhausted. I have been working pretty hard since the zombie parade went through and I need to pace myself. I keep thinking of the next thing that needs doing and I am only one fucking man.

Still need to finish burying Screamer but I will give it one more day. Today I am forcing myself to relax without drinking or feeling sorry for myself.

I can not believe I sent e-mails out to ex-girlfriends but it is not a bad idea in theory. I sent a message to everyone on my address book to see if anyone responds. Great, it is the end of the world and I am going to still be worried about my e-mail.

I must confess that I am spending an extra hour on the computer today. It is worth the gas to see what is up. The Gawker website is till up but it hasn’t been updated. Daily Kos isn’t running at all. The news websites are down. Wikipedia is down so I can’t look up Harry Potter spoilers or water filtrating tips.

Fuck, I try Something Awful and nothing. I tried Facebook and nothing. I try Pirate Bay and the site is running but no one has added anything. People are still seeding episodes of Dollhouse though. I bet Eliza Dushku pictures outlives all of us.

I don’t know why Blogger is still working if everyone is dead. Twitter is down which was disappointing. I was curious if people in Iran colored their avatars gray in support of our zombie outbreak.

Just for my own amusement, here are the top ten trending topics on Twitter if Twitter was still up.

RIP
#zombiessuck
Food
Bullets
Heads
Fuck
KanyeWest
Bitten
Hell
Romero

I can tell I am still exhausted because I laughed at my own jokes for way too long. I am going to log off and save some power.